Tuesday 16 April 2013

New App Could Spice Up Your Love Life

It's now easier than ever before to get hot and sticky with your tablet or mobile phone—and that is without resorting to making or receiving dirty phone calls.

The Kama Sutra has been spicing up love lives for over 2, 000 years; now it's gone digital thank to a new app that allows the reader to examine all 69 of the sexual positions more closely than ever before because the pictures have been replaced with holograms that can be spun through a full 360 degrees. Something like that should provide even the slowest of learners with all the ins and outs of even the most difficult positions.

The name of this sexy new app? The Karma Xcitra; and as if sexual tutoring by horny holograms is not good enough, the user can also customize the app by changing the skin and hair color of their tutors.

Hazel Cushion, managing director of Xcitra, stated that in the past couples have been confused by some of the more challenging positions in the Indian love manual have been baffling people for centuries. This could now be a thing of the past because "tapping the app" could open up a whole world of new possibilities. But with names like "Catherine Wheel" and "Prone Tiger" many people may prefer to stay remain in ignorance.